Gino DePinto, AOL
"Well, I can't even mention Liam's name because I'll get sued. If he hears your voice mentioning his name he'll sue you. He'll sue you behind this camera, he'll sue the viewers of NME.COM for even thinking, even thinking about him. So bearing that in mind, I'd like to say 'no comment'." -- Noel Gallagher
The always delightfully candid Noel Gallagher tells NME.com that due to certain legal circumstances he can't speak his mind about his brother and former Oasis bandmate Liam Gallagher. Thankfully, there's everyone else in the world in need of some pointed criticism, from Lady "Madonna-Lite" Gaga to Shakespeare.