"She's not picking up the glove from Michael Jackson, she's trying to hide those wrinkly old hands. Believe me, you can hide a lot of things, but the hands always give it away. But I feel bad for Madonna -- whenever you are that successful you are controversial. People love to hate you. Look at Angelina Jolie: I have never met the b---- and I despise her." -- Joan Rivers
Kelly Osbourne's 'Fashion Police' co-host Joan Rivers shares her catty theories as to why Madonna chose long, studded gloves as part of her Super Bowl halftime show performance costume. Meow. Maybe Joan wants to recommend one of her many, many, many plastic surgeons?