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An up-tempo dance track, 'Superstar' finds Madge making reference to several historical figures, comparing the object of her affections to Al Capone, Julius Caesar and -- in a rather baffling line -- our nation's 16th president.
"You're Abe Lincoln, 'cuz your papa was right," she sings. "You're my angel, bringing peace to my life."
Then comes the chorus: "Ooh-la-la, you're my superstar / Ooh-la-la, that's what you are."
Later, the 53-year-old mother of three offers a come-on that reveals just how much has changed -- both in terms of technology and what passes for seduction in her household -- since the '80s and '90s: "You can have the password to my phone/ I'll give you a massage when you get home." Actually, it's kind of sweet, but in light of recent phone hackings, she might want to hang onto that password.
'MDNA' drops March 26.
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- Best Slink Down the Red Carpet
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- Best 'Someone Please Save Me' Face
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