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Pop stars like Beyonce, LMFAO and Lil' Mama have taken the reigns from their literary predecessors and written odes to everything from random foodstuffs to technology and apparel. Perhaps the most prolific of all moderns artists who love random stuff, however, is Rihanna. With the release of her latest single "Birthday Cake," this modern day Keats has now sung about a whopping nine different non-living things.
In celebration of this milestone, here are 11 of our favorite songs about inanimate objects.
- Rihanna - "California King Bed"
- Amy Winehouse - "F--- Me Pumps"
- Kanye West - "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"
- Lady Gaga Feat. Beyonce - "Telephone"
- Lana Del Rey - "Video Games"
- Run-D.M.C. - "My Adidas"
- Toby Keith - "Red Solo Cup"
- Lil Mama - "Lip Gloss"
- Beyonce - "Freakum Dress"
- LMFAO - "Hot Dog"
- Weezer - "Undone (the Sweater Song)"
- Musicians Who Look Like Cartoon Characters
- Taylor Momsen and Kung Fu Panda
- Taylor Swift and a Japanese Anime Character
- Miley Cyrus and a Chipette from Alvin and the Chipmunks
- Nicki Minaj and Rainbow Brite
- Fergie and Janice from the Muppets
- Rihanna and Cleo, the fish from Pinocchio
- Nicole Scherzinger and Jasmine from Aladdin
- Relationship Reinventions
- Ashlee Simpson
- Ashlee Simpson
- LeAnn Rimes
- LeAnn Rimes
- Katy Perry
- Katy Perry
- Selena Gomez
- Selena Gomez
- Hilary Duff
- Hilary Duff
- Whitney Houston
- Whitney Houston
- Christina Aguilera
- Christina Aguilera
- Kelly Osbourne
- Kelly Osbourne
- Kelly Rowland
- Kelly Rowland
- Music's Most Stylish Offspring
- Lourdes Leon
- Kingston Rossdale
- Zuma Rossdale
- Willow Smith
- Jaden Smith
- Zoe Kravitz
- Liv Tyler
- Aoki Lee Simmons and Ming Lee Simmons
- Vanessa and Angela Simmons
- Future Baby Jayonce
- Worst Music Celebrity Wax Figures
- David Beckham and Victoria Beckham
- Madonna
- Kylie Minogue
- Britney Spears
- Michael Jackson
- Beyonce Knowles
- Christina Aguilera
- Justin Bieber
- Taylor Swift
- Fergie
- Rihanna
- Jennifer Lopez
- Biggest Transformations in Music
- Justin Timberlake
- Beastie Boys
- Dave Grohl
- Feist
- Black Eyed Peas
- The Beatles
- 50 Cent
- Marky Mark Wahlberg
- Darius Rucker
- Ice T
- Katy Perry
- Best Comebacks of 2011
- Demi Lovato
- Britney Spears
- New Kids on the Block + Backstreet Boys
- Jennifer Lopez
- Gym Class Heroes
- Kelly Clarkson
- Beastie Boys
- Faith Hill
- Avril Lavigne
- Joe Jonas
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